Forager: (Narrator)
Security Chief Will Harper took aim at Captain
Boomerang.
Captain Boomerang:
A security guard who uses a bow and
arrow. What were you, president of the Green Arrow fan club?
Will Harper:
You have no idea. Besides, you're using
boomerangs.
Captain Boomerang:
Oi! Boomerangs are way cooler than
arrows.
Will Harper:
Says who?
Captain Boomerang:
Batman.
Will Harper:
Okay, you got me there. I'll trade the bow and
arrow for this.
Captain Boomerang:
What? A clipboard?
Will Harper:
My favourite clipboard.
Captain Boomerang:
Oh, you're just a nutter. What are you
gonna do? Slap me with it. And look at you. You really think you're ready for
this fight Captain Beer Belly.
Will Harper:
Rude.
Captain Boomerang:
Oh, what are you gonna do? Cry? Or call
out for pizza?
Forager: (Narration)
Will Harper threw his clipboard.
Captain Boomerang:
Hah! Missed!
Forager: (Narration)
Then used the distraction to clock Captain Boomerang
with an uppercut.
Captain Boomerang:
Oh.
Will Harper:
And stay down.
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